The JaniTOSS Workstation is the interactive file system found on the BitterMan 500 Computer in the Office. It features yellow text on a dark blue screen, watermarked by the game's logo.
At the bottom of the screen is a reference to the manufacturing company Lemon Computers, referred to in the BitterMan 500 paper advertisement. The text reads "Proudly designed by Lemon Computers in Cauliflower Valley. Manufactured by Nixlife corporation in Hellview Industrial Complex."
The JaniTOSS Workstation can be used like the PDA, in that the player can manipulate a cursor on the smaller screen.
The main menu has three options to choose from, which link to many kinds folders, images (gallery is at the end of the article), documents, error messages, and more. The file tree is outlined below:
model2.img → A more zoomed out image of model1.img with more of the brown car in frame
neb.img → A moving image with red clouds
ive_seen_things.img → The view through a door window of an incinerator in a bloody room
grogland13.img → A bird's-eye-view of a castle and courtyard with mountains in the background
grogland14.img → A ground level image of grogland13.img
grogland15.img → A small image with trees and a tower
grogland16.img → A haunted-looking mansion at night
jxcincap12.img → A black and white photo of a masked figure
beach.img → An image of a topless man with horns, blood in the background, and a floating black form with red eyes (possibly a screenshot from another game)
Private[]
Work[]
DrainCleaningCorpCatalouge2183 → DCCC2183.link → "Online resource unreachable. Network unavailable at this time. Please be sure to remain productive while you wait."
todo.txt → opens to a list titled Todo.txt with the following items:
Get safety helmet patched
Collect malk and eurggs
Shutdown Incinerator
Uncomment bug disabling code
Take time out to appreciate life
How to unclog a D3ss59-k.link → "Online resource unreachable..."
warning.link → "Online resource unreachable..."
Message87592_Dave_GonnaGetMeOneOfThese. → An image of a Janitor in front of a huge Big Banger on the level Athena's Wrath.
Site449 → Leads to three more tabs:
About Elysium Fields.link → "Online resource unreachable..."
Notes.txt → Leads to a list titled Notes.txt
Take Left Elevator
Check trash receptacles
Clean synsand sifter siphons
Wash advertising screens
Resparkle sparkle sprinklers
Avoid using faulty incinerator unit
Wash lavatory outflow. DON'T FORGET SNORKEL THIS TIME!
Resprinkle sprinkle sparklers
3072_1.img → A larger high-contrast photo out a window from Athena's Wrath
Golf.exe → "This game requires an online connection to play. Please use the EuwPlai launcher and make sure you are running Gas(tm), Phunn(tm) and both EezeeCon clients."
Janitor Simulator 2184
SJ2184.dat → jibberish
SJ2184.ini → Leads to list titled SJ2184.ini
E = Exit
W = PayToWin
N = NextCinematic
S = SkipPlay
1 = Pay$100
2 = Pay$220
3 = Pay$450
4 = Pay$800
5 = Pay$2000
F = AskFriendsToBuy
SJ2184.exe → "This game requires an online connection to play. Please use the EuwPlai launcher and make sure you are running Gas(tm), Phunn(tm) and both EezeeCon clients."
Broom.exe → Leads to a list of game files:
DATA.wad → jibberish
PAK0.pak → jibberish
Game.mpq → jibberish
PAK1.pk3 → jibberish
license.doc → Leads to a truncated "license agreement" titled License.doc:
"TL:DR Basically, don't do anything. You have exactly no rights, whatsoever. Probably best to just go fucking hang yourself right now... But be sure to do it legally or there'll be trouble! Seriously, we can do shit with your corpse!"
SOUNDS.dat → jibberish
place.cat → jibberish
con.fig → Leads to a file containing commands for the game:
ClickLeft=TurnLeft
ClickRight=TurnRight
ClickUp=MoveForward
ClickDown=MoveBack
ClickCenter=Shoot
BROOM.exe → Allows the player to "play" a game that parodies DOOM. Movement and actions are limited to those listed in the con.fig file above. Click the red square with an X in the upper left corner to exit the game.
BROOM3D.GRP → jibberish
Untitled → Leads to a list of files, all related to the level Unearthly Excavation:
just_got_this_in.txt → "weird shit sent over from the grubs in drs department. not shure where this cme from."
camfeed_h_neugierwicz32.img → The first Pit Monster in Unearthly Excavation
camfeed_h_neugierwicz41.img → A badly-cropped image of a Work-Site Light in the caves
camfeed_h_neugierwicz73.img → A worker in HAZMAT gear
camfeed_h_neugierwicz76.img → The second Pit Monster from ground level
camfeed_h_neugierwicz77.img → The second Pit Monster from the ledge above it
camfeed_h_neugierwicz78.img → A close up image of the Pit Monster's mouth
camfeed_h_neugierwicz79.img → An even closer view inside the Pit Monster's mouth
camfeed_h_neugierwicz81.img → An extreme close up of what looks like digestive juices (probably the photographer being eaten)
noise.aud.snd → Audio file that plays the gurgling sound of a Pit Monster
site_photos_106.img → A janitor firing a welder in a bright orange room
site_photos_92.img → Janitors using the welder to set things on fire in a large hallway
site_photos_824.img → A collection of pus pods from Hydroponic Hell
site_photos_55.img → A grungy close up of a janitor in front of the fireplace Santa's Rampage
site_photos_636.img → A first-person view of two janitors in the background (one dead), and an unused Laser Welder, in a tunnel in the Waste Disposal level
site_photos_29.img → Janitors in a cluttered Office
site_photos_172.img → Three janitors posing with mops in a large room
Reports[]
Deprecated → Empty
Upgraded.txt → Leads to a file titled Upgraded.txt which reads "Report system successfully migrated. Use the new message board system to file reports."
Inspire(tm) Me! Motivational Quote[]
(Clicking this will display a random "inspirational" quote from your superiors.)
SYSTEM[]
FORBIDDEN This area is restricted to authorised system technicians only
NETWORK[]
Local[]
(This leads back to the original "MyWorkplace" folder.)
CorporateServer1[]
"Network unavailable at this time. Please be sure to remain productive while you wait."
WORKSTATION_BOB[]
"FORBIDDEN; Network location unavailable"
WORKSTATION_PETE[]
MyWorkplace[]
Private → "FORBIDDEN; Access denied"
Reports[]
report02-07-2183 → "Routine maintenance on sector 88. Work time 2 hours 26 minutes."
report13-08-2183 → "The site was in an appauling state. Biological debris everywhere. They had clearly sent the right man for the job."
report14-08-2183 → "Unbelievable. How did they do it... in one single day."
report23-08-2183 → "A fresh chemical leak of some unknown substance into the food processing plant. Work time 7 hours 18 minutes."
report01-09-2183 → "Routine maintenance on sector 88. For some reason they sent a couple of foul barbarians to assist with the work. The impact on efficiency was dramatic. Work time 14 hours 7 minutes"
WORKSTATION_TERENCE[]
"FORBIDDEN; Network location unavailable"
WORKSTATION_HJS[]
MyWorkplace[]
Private → "FORBIDDEN; Access denied"
Reports[]
report01.txt → "Door locked. Not could go in so drink beer now do report"
